Back when January was 17, she was charged with first-degree murder and got 10 years in prison.

After wasting much of her youth in there she decided to join the Army. Since America was in the midst of a war, her criminal record was easily overlooked.

Now January is toiling away in the South American theater of the war, constantly putting herself in danger and hoping for an opportunity to earn a post-humous medal of honor.

During the war she meets Corpsman Crispyguy and becomes friends with him.

January is of the belief that males are overall stupider than females, and that the true purpose of males on the earth is to lift heavy things until they are eventually killed doing something stupid in the pursuit of trying to impress females.

He can transcend pain and worldly suffering through acts of selflessness. Sacrificial mercy will allow him to join the angels.
Acting selfishly will intensify his worldly suffering. Gross indulgence will send him to hell where gratification does not exist.

He meets January during the war and becomes friends with her.

Corpsman Crispyguy will never heal from his maimed state but he covers this up with bandages, medical masks, eyepatches, and whatever scraps of cloth he can use. The extensive wounds had also created a baldpatch on his forehead, which can be conveniently be covered by his cover, but in cases where he cannot wear his cover (such as indoors when nothing ceremonious is happening), he combs it over.

He must stand at attention whenever he hears Anchors Aweigh, the Sailor's Creed, or the National Anthem being played and under no circumstances is he allowed to move until their conclusion.

American patriot running for president in the wake of the Second American Civil War splitting the country apart yet again. The collapse of the Democratic and Republican Parties had made room for new ideologies to fight for dominance in the political battlegrounds. Nemesis is one such candidate, running for president as a member of the Thunder God Party.

The Thunder God Party's platform includes state collectivism, super-patriotism, and the projection of American power all around the world.

Nemesis loves guns, is celibate, and doesn't do alcohol, drugs, nor tobacco. Justifies these to other people as religious practices, but Nemesis is not actually religious. To keep up the ruse, Nemesis also avoids eating meat on Fridays.

Talks and acts like a valley girl.

Does not feel love for any living thing.

Lives in a territory that used to be called Washington, USA. A couple decades prior to ROOSEVELT's birth this territory had been annexed by a newly fledged sovereign nation, Aimocorp Trust, and became Zuckerberg, AT. Despite having not been born in the USA, ROOSEVELT idealizes America, their guns, hamburgers, and patriotism. To most other people he looks like a nationalistic lunatic, but ROOSEVELT doesn't care.

Roosevelt has romantic ideals. In his free time ROOSEVELT is often using psychedelics and/or jacking off with other men. Wears a JO crystal.

Found all over the southern USA.