When someone is seething and red and angry and mashing their keyboard that you should "step on a lego and peepee and poopoo yourself in front of 10000 people on national television, and also animals don't love you" that's when you know that they desperately want to drop the Kill Your Self word. Yet they are too cowardly to actually say Kill Your Self so they have to make up a bunch of nonsense in its place that may inch ever so closer to what Kill Your Self does express, yet never ever gets there. Thanks to their shame their rage can only ferment into impotent wailing and screeching.

But even a real fifth grader would say Kill Your Self without shame.

Shaved and bald-pilled

Title: Have you taken the bald-pill?

post body: Hey /fa/gs. I just got my head shaved, and I don't think I'm ever going back. I don't have to worry about styling my hair, hair getting in the way, or head lice. Overall a massive improvement on my quality of life and it saves a lot of money in the long run.

Haircels, it's never too late.